thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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