Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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