the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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