I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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