tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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