i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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