Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
where am i from again
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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