i will never coherently bang her
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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