drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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