Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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