Someone shit on the floor
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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