i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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