but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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