Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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