Slut skills are useful in every country.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
whose parrot is this?
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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