I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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