Have you finally orgasmed yet?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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