Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
