My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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