the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You took a bar mat shot.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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