fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say