At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.