I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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