youre lurking in front of me
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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