the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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