About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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