nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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