I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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