dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
