Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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