I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I looked at my own cervix.
handjob tips. give me some.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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