She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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