She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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