My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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