I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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