I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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