how can u be prego again
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
