Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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