Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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