The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So. Much. Porn.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
