idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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