Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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