I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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