I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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