it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
