You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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