WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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