Say something about gay babies.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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