No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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