so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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