I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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