this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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