Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(646): View more from New York

he just put it in my mouth and said "go"

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(317): View more from Indiana

Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?

(812): View more from Indiana

You're dead to me.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins

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(913): View more from Kansas

I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.

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(310): View more from California

Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.

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(585): View more from New York

Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.

(585): View more from New York

How long will your dick be dry?

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