sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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