I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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