she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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