this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
