no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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