you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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