Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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