Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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