Where did you get a picture of my penis
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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